- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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