- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

what came first the chicken or the chips

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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