A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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