So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Connor is homo

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Your mom is so old she died

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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