Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Robert Mugabe.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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