What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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