- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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