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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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