A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Pianos.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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