- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Flowers are colors Love me

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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