- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the new green? Green

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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