- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

2 + 2 = 4

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How old are you? 7

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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