how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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