- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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