- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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