how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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