Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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My peni s

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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