- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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