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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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