- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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