- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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