How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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