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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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