So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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whats black and large -me

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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