- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

kill yourself

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Feminism.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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