Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

This is a joke.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

my whole life!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Waffles ate my grandma

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Swag.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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