- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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