A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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well now

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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