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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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