Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

My name is Jeff

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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