- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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