- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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