- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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