how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Democracy.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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learn. advance!

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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