- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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