- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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