- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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