- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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