XD Jackass.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Kys

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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