A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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