Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

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