- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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