Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why so serious ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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