What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Fat people

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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