- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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