- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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