- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What hurts like hell? HELL

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

taking out the trash... at night

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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