why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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