A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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