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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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