- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i saw amango it splootered

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Women's Rights

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What black and has children A black man

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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