Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

I'm so punny.

PENIS that is all

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Sir, your wife is dead

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

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