Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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