- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

im not food

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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