- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

So a seal walks into a club.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

I love pissing people off :P

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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