Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What? Huh?

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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