how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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