- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

salad days!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??