- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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