How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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