- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Your mam is so fat.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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