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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

No it doesnt..

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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