Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why can't february march Because april may

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Asians

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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