- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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