- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Matthew Baker

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Pickle

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Jesus Christ

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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