- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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