Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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