Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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mexicans fishing

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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