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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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