- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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