Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti-jokes are funny.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

woman's rights

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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