- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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