Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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