2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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