Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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