Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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