What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Women's rights

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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