This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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