Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Yellow People !!

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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