- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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