How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Poop...

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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