How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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