Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's blue? The sky.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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no really what are ur names?

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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