- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

kennah campion when she talks

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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