- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Do you want icecream, Björn?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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