Jimmy Saville

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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