- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker face

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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