- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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