A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Anti Joke

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