Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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hey justin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Anti Joke

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