Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anyone can post anything.

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I just drank a cola.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Penis.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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