- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

knock knock whos there? nobody

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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