I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Trump will make America great again.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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