Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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A dyslexic blind man

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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