Face Hunter is scum

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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