Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Anti Joke

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