When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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