A seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

John Cena

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

404 Error: Joke not found

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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