- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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