- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

The truth is he loves her!!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Swag.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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