How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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