- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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