why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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