Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

I just threw up..In my pants.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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