A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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